{"id":42,"date":"2013-09-17T19:19:35","date_gmt":"2013-09-18T00:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cloverdung.texasbluelime.com\/?page_id=42"},"modified":"2015-04-13T16:53:10","modified_gmt":"2015-04-13T21:53:10","slug":"monsters","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cloverdung.texasbluelime.com\/?page_id=42","title":{"rendered":"Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here is a list of the monsters encountered by the party, so far (in order of appearance):<\/span><\/p>\n

Little Boy’s Dog<\/strong> – Killed by Bone<\/a>.<\/span>
\nGoblins<\/strong> – There were several of these dwelling in the old quarry just outside of Wyntbridge. Othello<\/a> killed 4 wihtout assitance. The head of the Goblin leader is still carried around by Cloverdung<\/a>.<\/span>
\nHorse<\/strong> – Killed by Gubikla<\/a>, with a ray of frost,\u00a0while trying to flee during an Earthquake.<\/span>
\nWights<\/strong> – Ran into three of these and almost didn’t make it. Kavis<\/a> was disturbed greatly by this.<\/span>
\nRust Monster<\/strong> – These guys love to eat armor and weapons.<\/span>
\nSkeletons<\/strong> – Ran across human and drawf skeletons. Hammar<\/a> has learned how to turn undead.<\/span>
\nImps<\/strong> – These invisible critters tried to sneak up on us.
\nBlack Birds<\/strong> – Pesky critters that peck and squawk.
\nZombies<\/strong> – Undead, with some flesh, that do not like fire.
\nQuasit<\/strong> – Small demon, usually used as a familiar in the living plane.
\nHogs<\/strong> – Bacon flavored swine that are the root of all evil.
\nLarge Spiders<\/strong> – Eight legged creatures that spin webs, poison people, and hoover victim’s blood.
\nOoze<\/strong> – Mass of non-tastey mass, slimy and deadly.
\nCarrion Crawlers<\/strong> – Large worms that paralyze and eat people.
\nAnimated Weapons and Armor<\/strong> – Magically enhanced equipment that attack people.
\nMimic<\/strong> – Disguised creature that looks like a treasure chest.
\nDoor<\/strong> – Magically altered door that swings open quickly launching victims through the air.
\nBasilisk<\/strong> – Turns you to stone when gazing into its eyes (Bone and Hammar know what that is like).
\nDemonic Things<\/strong> – Eery sounding creatures that look nasty.
\nHill Giants<\/strong> – Chunks rocks at smallberries.
\nHalf-Orcs<\/strong> – Set ambushes in attempt to get upper hand.
\nRed-Headed Hobbit<\/strong> – Nasty little guys with poison and killing in their blood.
\nGriffons<\/strong> – Flying nasties that bite and claw.
\nSerpent<\/strong> – Large dinasour-type creature, lives in water attacking boats.
\nMocking Masks<\/strong> – Masks that fly through the air, casting various damaging spells.
\nWargs<\/strong> – Large, beastly dog-like creatures, usually transportation for monsters.
\nOwlBear<\/strong> – Half Bear, Half Owl, Half Beast.
\nRavens<\/strong> – Small birds that like to snoop.
\nManticore<\/strong> – Cat-like creatures with human faces and spiked tails.
\nFlying Monkey<\/strong> – Monkey that does fly.
\nSharp-Beaked Sparrows<\/strong> – Small birds with silver-like beaks that stab you.
\nWill-O-Wisps<\/strong> – Glowing, floating orbs that shock the shit out of you.
\nThorny Bush<\/strong> – Ensares people with vines, stuns, and crushes them.
\nNymph<\/strong> – Naked lady in the water, what more do you need.
\nMen in Leather<\/strong> – Bad guys sent to kill characters (by Snake).
\nWyverns<\/strong> – Small dragonish-like, but not really, creatures with poisonous tails.
\nPalankin Men<\/strong> – Weanies who run alongside other running men carrying a man.
\nLizard Men<\/strong> – Men with lizard skin and tongues.
\nMud Men<\/strong> – Men made of mud that attack with mudballs.
\nMud Grues<\/strong> – Larger mud men with a special anti-spell field around them.
\nKobolds<\/strong> – Small, fiesty little fuckers that like attacking in numbers.
\nPaladin Pike<\/strong> – Powerful good pike that inflicts damage on evil characters.
\nLava Men<\/strong> – Lavaconda don’t want none unless you got big buns hun.
\nBaby Black Dragon<\/strong> – It spewed acid all over the party and lived.
\nFrogmen<\/strong> – Frog like men who ride frogs.
\nFrogs<\/strong> – Frogs that like the taste of Gnome.
\nOrcs<\/strong> – Full blown uglies, with weapons.
\nPurple & Orange Lightning<\/strong> – Bolts of electricity, apparently transporting creatures as well.
\nExplody guys<\/strong> – Creatures that explode acid when killed.
\nBeastie guys<\/strong> – Creatures that require magical weapons to damage.
\nShaman<\/strong> – Magic user-type dude that can summon demons and take a lot of damage.
\nAcolytes<\/strong> – Servants of the Shaman.
\nBig Bad Monster<\/strong> – Carries a hug metal club for crushing party members.<\/span>
\nRaptor<\/strong> – Quick, deadly creatures that love to eat things.<\/span>
\n Centaur<\/strong> – Arrow firing, lance charging horse-men.<\/span>
\n Mega Raptor<\/strong> – Bigger, meaner version of a regular raptor.
\nHipogriffons<\/strong> – These flying creatures attack with the intent to kill and feed to babies.
\nLightning Trapped Door<\/strong> – Very unforgiving, even to 10′ poles, and 3′ Gnomes.
\nOgre<\/strong> – Fiendish creatures that like to kill and eat things.
\nMystery<\/strong> – Damages people and sucks out ability scores.
\nGreenies<\/strong> – Green blob that is actually made up from several small pieces, can fly.
\nBrown Bear<\/strong> – Likes Hammar’s crotch and sneaking up on campers.
\nTrolls<\/strong> – Slightly larger creatures that are not\u00a0smart, but do arise after taking a pounding.
\nGiant Mosquito<\/strong> – Has\u00a0glowing red eyes and appeared from put of a billowing black cloud.
\nFlesh Golem<\/strong> – Creature made of flesh, speaking only the word “brute?”.
\nCultist<\/strong> – humans who can be easily found by town-folk for a mere silver piece.
\nWereRats<\/strong> – Rats that are people too.
\nBumbling Thieves<\/strong> – Even these guys give Hammar a hard time.
\nElf Ranger<\/strong> – Turns out we did not need to\u00a0fight this guy, he is hunting cultists as well.
\nSquid-Head<\/strong> – Form of the deity the cultists worship.
\nTownfolk<\/strong> – Group of towns people hunting cultist; we had to kill them; oh well.
\nSemi-Demon Octopus Head Squishies<\/strong> – Tentacle-headed cultist who turned into this.
\nGreen Swarms<\/strong> – Green swarms of insects that eat flesh.
\nGargoyles<\/strong> – Statue looking critters that come alive and try to kill people. <\/span>
\nRug of Suffocation<\/strong> – What looks like a rug tries to suffocate gnomes and eat their dead bodies.
\nCrystal Servants<\/strong> – Former servants that have crystalized and now attack\u00a0people.
\nShadows<\/strong> – They know. And they cripple you if they don’t kill you.
\nSpectre<\/strong> – these undead like to kill you and then turn you into one of them.
\nDemon Undead<\/strong> – This guy lightnings the shit out of you and then moves in for the kill.
\nCrystal Chickens and\u00a0Pigs<\/strong> – These crystalline critters attack non-stop.\u00a0<\/span><\/span>
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